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THE MOST SNOWMAN JOKES
EVER COLLECTED IN ONE PLACE!

Frosty’s Family is the first book to explore the family tree of that most famous wintry soul – Frosty the Snowman!  Decades in the making, Frosty’s Family is the result of over 10,000 hours of research and over 20,000 hours of writer’s block.  If you love snowmen and snowwomen, this is the ultimate book for you.  If you’ve never thought about them, isn’t it time you started? 

FUN FACT:  In a recent survey of people who read Frosty’s Family, 67% enjoyed “almost every joke,” 31% enjoyed “the majority of the jokes,” and the remaining 2% either lost the book or couldn’t figure out how to open the cover.

WHAT IS FROSTY’S FAMILY?
Frosty’s Family is  a cartoon book filled with 188 gags that are variations on the “traditional” three-balled snowman.  While it might seem hard to believe that so many variations exist, it should be noted that author David Schecter wrote about 20,000 birthday cards during his tenure as a studio greeting card writer!  Some of the cartoons are silly, some are sweet, and others are reflections on modern society and the human condition.  But taken as a whole, Frosty’s Family will bring a lot of smiles to your face and the faces of your friends and family members!

WHO NEEDS FROSTY’S FAMILY?
Besides being the perfect “stocking stuffer” for the Holiday Season, the book is relevant 365 days a year because Frosty’s Family will keep you cool during Global Warming.  The book is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face every day of the week, although Mondays only come with a limited guarantee.

The 207-page book is available for only $8.95 plus $4.00 shipping. Shipping per book is less for every additional book you order!

WHERE CAN I BUY FROSTY’S FAMILY?
Frosty’s Family is probably not available at your neighborhood bookstore because it’s likely that your neighborhood bookstore went out of business along with your neighborhood video/DVD store and any other local businesses that aren’t part of a national chain selling merchandise made outside the U.S.A. 

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